I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

· half-gallon of 2% milk
· carton of eggs
· quart of orange juice
· head of lettuce
· 2 lb. can of coffee
· 1 lb. package of bacon


As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
marital status...

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But
how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

Brutal!

lol

Ever see Sleddy in a womens wig? Heh Heh!
Didn't know if he quit that habit. Apparently he's been spotted again.